did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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