Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Pappa wants mamma naked
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
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