he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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