What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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