after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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