doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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