Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
is that a dick in a sweater?
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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