There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I'm lost and stupid without you.
what day is it and did you see me today?
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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