Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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