HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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