We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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