oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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