I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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