This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
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