Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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