This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
How's work?
Spinning.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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