She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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