Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
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