she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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