Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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