Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
then he tried to convert me to islam
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
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