oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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