**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
You have to summon your inner elephant
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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