i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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