Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
My friends, they love my intelligence
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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