i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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