my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
This toilet bowl is my home.
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