Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
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