Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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