The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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