White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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