that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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