: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Shame - the story of my life.
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