I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I pour the whiskey from now on
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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