Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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