i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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