I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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