Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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