Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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