You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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