Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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