So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
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