I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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