I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Holy sore nipples Batman
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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