do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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