the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
how drunk are you?
Several
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Randomize
