Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I accidentally burped into my bong.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
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