I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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