This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
only if we run a train.
done.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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