Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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